Words to Flail By

A Thursday comment thread led us to unearth a true Web gem: an English translation of the Ruhnama, the textbook authored by the late Saparmurat Niyazov, better known to the world as the megalomaniacal dictator Turkmenbashi. The tome was infamously the only source of history and philosophy instruction for pupils during Turkmenbashi's ruinous reign, a fact which probably goes a long way toward explaining why so many of the nation's young'uns are desperate to study abroad.

Having thumbed...