Twas the Night… 2023

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the flatNot a creature was stirring, not even a cat.The black bags were hung outside by the lifts,In the hope that old Santa would drop off some gifts.The children were playing on their iPad,Ignoring the cries of their poor Mum and Dad.“To bed,” they both cried, “children, to bed!”To which the kids snorted, “We’ll sleep when we’re dead!”When out on the roof of a 7-Eleven,Something came clattering down from the heavens.Off to the windo...