Cracker Jokes – 2023 (1)

1. What do snowmen eat for Christmas? Ice cookies

2. What do you call a child who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus

3. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house

4. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey — he’s always stuffed

5. Which of Santa’s friends is the most chilled? Jack Frost

6. What was Santa’s favourite subject in school? Chemis-tree

7. What’s as big as a Christmas tree but lighter than a feather? A shadow

8. How do you get Christmas trees ready for a night out? They get spruced up

9. Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his ‘bad elf’

10. Which one of Santa’s elves has the best dance moves? Dancer