Where Gary and company play Vampire: The Masquerade

[A group of my characters sits down to enjoy an evening of roleplaying in the dining hall of stately Warren Manor]

Gary Karkofsky AKA Merciless: Okay, everyone have they got their characters ready. I'm going to be playing a Tremere Anarch.

Mandy Karkofsky AKA Nighthuntress: Why am I not surprised? I'll be playing a Lasombra. They're the sexy darkness based Clan.

Cindy Wachkoski AKA Red Riding Hood: Wait, we're playing Vampire: The Masquerade? I thought we were playing Werewolf: The Apocalypse. I ha...