Open Call: Penny's Octogenarian Street Team

Open Call for Penny Watson' Octogenarian Street Team.....



Requirements:

*Must be at least 80 years old.
*Must be a firm supporter of The Phantom Menace and the ramifications pertaining to that statement.
*Must approve of facial hair.
*Must believe in Santa Claus, or at the very least, be a fan of the movie Elf.
*The ability to read, with or without bifocals, would be extremely helpful.


Alternate member requirements:
*All dachshunds are conferred honorary membership. No AKC papers are necessary.


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