Hell is Hiring

We've all heard the stories of demons and contracts and the terrible things that come to the poor soul that signs a binding deal with the devil.

And all of that is true.

Most recent media will have you believing that the devil isn't all that bad and that demons are really just misunderstood creatures whose only real crime is being sinfully handsome or tempting you into consuming that second decadent cinnamon roll.

And all of that is a lie.

And I should know, I work here in hell, slaving away beneath stacks and stacks of sticky, improperly filled forms. The only redeeming thing about this job is the surplus of eyeballs, which, must be consumed in a precise manner for the most enjoyable and euphoric experience. There are some rumors that I can be bribed with eyeballs.

While I cannot confirm or deny such accusations, if a pair of eyeballs were to be delivered to me, I would take interest in the deliverer.

Anyway, back to the details.

Be wary of contracts with demons and know that it involves an inordinate amount of red tape that nobody is particularly fond of.

And if you don't believe me, you can read Swallow You Whole which arrives September 17th and follows the wicked trail of wayward demons and tempted souls. You can preorder it now here: www.curiouscorvidpublishing.com

I am in the book also, but do not let your vision of me be clouded by Henry's absurdist behavior.

—Lady