THE DAY IN TWEETS:

internet, thank you for not blowing "Yakov's Nubian Bling Explosion" for me tonight. #words I just typed: "bloody clownsuit-teehee-trauma scenarios" #this holiday season, wont you please follow @santaNO4every1? #ff #santaNO #waste not, want not, huh, moneybags? #gah! bad writing. #nbc is to nikki finke as the one-armed man is to richard kimble #You Know Nothing About Ted Sturgeon, AKA Edward Hamilton Waldo, You Unspeakable Parliament of Morons #harlanellisonskidsalbum #Just realized my...