Your Monday Panzerism

 Panzer on training your human:
Never wake up a cat with a stupid question like:
"Who's a good kitty?"
This is doubly true in the Winter ...
Wake me when Spring come.*
Because we're not sleeping ...
We're hibernating much like bears.
The only difference between them and us is ...
Cats are meaner when you wake us up.


 *From Cat Wisdom for humans