A poem I wrote for Literary Agents and the writers who query them.QueryingA querying I will goA querying I will goEmailed my submissionA querying I will go.It started off real slowFirst page was years agoIt’s finally in completionAnd polished with a glow.Pages I had to typeEditing was the hypeMy book is finally completeMy writing skills are ripeSome lines I had to wipeI complained without a gripeA rejection letter to deleteAnd an agent I will swipe.Proposal written wellA story I have to tellI’ll spread awarenessWith words I often yellQuerying can be hellMaking fingers swellGuidelines are for fairnessAn agents calling bell.Proofread once againSpacing lines too thinHoping for a book showA best seller for the winAttach files in trash binNo writing with a penA querying I will goUntil an agent says I’m in.Written by Catherine Mellen ♡
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