Your Monday Panzerism

 Panzer on expanding the family:
We were at the vet's today. I saw Mom looking at kittens. She was cooing little kitten noises at them. It was disgusting.
So ... She's thinking about getting a new kitten, huh?
Why? Why? Oh, why?
Exactly what's in it for me?*
Okay ...
She did tell me the other day that she had the world's most self-centered feline.
But a new kitten?
Now that's self-centered.



*From Cat Wisdom for humans