Friday the 13th (2009)

Another tired reboot of a franchise well-past its sell-by date where few people involved understood its appeal, and the new people see it as only a source for gritty, grimy sights of borderline torture with lots of boobage. It ends up a mire of well-produced tedium as the 2000s versions of boring teenagers get gored with precious little of the rare wit that the franchise could put out from time to time and absolutely none of the comedy. It’s just a dirty, grungy time at the movies with a cou...