the shady bunch

Here’s the story of a dork named Donnie
And every single thing he touches dies
Like the steaks the Taj Mahal and the election
He lost in court sixty times.

Here’s the story of a crazy lady
Who told a lot of crazy crazy lies
And she got together with some looney lawyers
To steal some votes they tried.

Then the loser set his mob upon the Congress
And Giulani’s hair dye ran right down his face
And the crazy lady said the vote was stolen
By Jewish lasers shot from satellites in space.

And when they all got caught for doing some light treason
Chesebro flipped and Kraken lady, too
And Donnie you’re in real big fuckin’ trouble
Because Fanni Willis is coming for you

And the Treason Bunch
The Treason Bunch
A criminal conspiracy called
Treason bunch

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Published on October 20, 2023 14:30
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message 1: by Glen (new)

Glen Wight And yet there are people who would vote them in...smh


message 2: by Carri (new)

Carri Flat out AWESOME, Wil! Thank you! I will say I'm pissed about Crazy Lady defaming my Kraken Hockey team though! :)


message 3: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth You have such a gift to be able to reach so many young people. As a mother trying to launch two young sons and keeping my head afloat these last 3 years of economic hardship, I hope you are listening to both sides of the issues and approaching the policies with the great responsibilities that come with fame and such a gift of communication. Both sides are corrupt, we need young people who are willing to start thinking beyond what they are told by mainstream media and Hollywood and take back Washington. I am in the process of reading your book after watching one of your costars from Star Trex talk so highly of you and your journey while on TNG.


message 4: by Suden (last edited Nov 12, 2023 11:14AM) (new)

Suden Käpälä Elizabeth wrote: "...hope you are listening to both sides of the issues and approaching the policies with the great responsibilities that come with fame and such a gift of communication. Both sides are corrupt, we need young people who are willing to start thinking beyond what they are told by mainstream media..."
While I feel I'm not yet up to speed, thus not qualified, to react to Mr Wil's actual content, I really want to say this: I like the restrained, and thoughtful, and non-polarised aspects of these words, Elizabeth. (Let alone, the non-beligerence of 'em.) Thank you very much for existing! :) And especially, for posting this. This is the way discussions ought to be had. (Yes. Here, too. Learn from this, people. Please.)


message 5: by Maria (new)

Maria Mar Some people understand "restraint" differently than others. Loved it, Wil. Will read it again and again. It made me feel really good to read it. Plus, it sounded brave to me, very brave. Thanks for taking the time to write it in the era of 45. maria


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