Ostensibly, the featured article I wrote for Ginger Nuts of Horror earlier this week was about being chain-sawed out of a theatre toilet.
It was the hottest day of summer 2003, the lock had fused in the heat, and I was in there without my mobile phone for the express purpose of leaving my phobia of getting locked in things behind. While I do award a “good work, universe” for the elegance the irony, I mean it when I say I’m glad my plan didn’t go well. I’m glad I didn’t get what I wanted: to u...
Published on October 17, 2023 07:26