I can't believe you read thattrifling,
Half-baked, made up garbagecan liner...
Headline grabber, sensationalbilker
Of common sense reasoning outon a ledge.
Even the Ancients knewtwo-headed monsters
Were only a fable made up ona lark,
But tabloids would have usbelieve they are real,
Would push to the brink andgo over the edge.
Alien babies and six-year-oldmothers,
Sightings of Elvis andJ.F.K...
Three headed llamas andreincarnations
Of Christ on the cross on theVatican walls.
Stories "bizzaro"... Stories "fantastique" ...
Psychic phenomenon spoken astruth.
Callous predictions of armedArmageddon
Sweeping the Earth asdemocracy falls.
Such a waste of out forest'streasure;
Unwanted ink spilled onto apage.
To think that the human raceis so gullible
First makes me wonder, then
Fills me with rage.