Wouldn't be an issue if I learned Afrikaans

Let me see...we've been doing potty learning. Which means sometimes we use the potty, other times we use the floor...or the brand new dinning table. That is a first. Even her brother never pulled that stunt. We are also still without Husband. I have this theory that men can sniff another man's presence - kind of like wolves can detect a canine presence...and thus always feel a wee bit more vulnerable when he is gone. It doesn't help that my garage door cracks in a way that sounds like somebod...