Text Messaging

I have a ritual of sending text messages to some of my kids and grand-kids when I feel like I have something funny to say. From the newest to the oldest text messages that I have already sent.***** 
I went on a hike today. It was hot but I wore a short sleeve shirt and short pants to keep cool. But for some reason, I had this overwhelming urge to wear sandals with black socks! In a hospital in France they use a horse as their therapy animal. It was going great until the horse came across a patient with a broken leg. The horse asked surprised, "Wait a minute. You can fix that?" I went to my appointment to get hearing aides today. I asked the receptionist, "Will I be able to hear a lot better?" She replied, "Well, let's put it this way. You will finally know what your kids really think of you!" My newest theory on our two party political system. Dogs are the Democrats and Cats are the Republicans. Get it? Every time a dog sees you it loves you to death. Cats could care less about you and kill everything in sight. I talked to my Dad yesterday and told him I was having a hard time remembering things. He said, "Make a list." So today I started my list;Number 1: Make a list Why don't cannibals eat clowns?Because they taste funny!
  This is,Well I Think I Am FunnyJim Hauenstein
And,
Chase: I bet you're still thinking about that kiss.
Maddie: I chugged bleach as soon as I got back to the office. It helped, a little.
- L.J. Shen - That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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