I Named Him Scooter

I have a kitten on my lap. After an acquaintanceship of a mere two hours, Scooter understands how important it is to sleep on my lap.
As you can see, he's black and white and has a beard. It makes him look slightly Amish.
Thus far, he's expressed no interest in food or kitty litter, but he sure does love telephone wires. And my lap.
He knows how to purr. And to kvetch, which he did non-stop on the trip home. So maybe he isn't Amish. Maybe he's Chasidic.
If he were wearing a stovepipe hat, h