Warning: Decadence & Depravity Ahead

This is Kentucky Derby weekend, which is my excuse to make a mint julep and re-read Hunter S. Thompson's "The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved," long hailed as the prototype of Gonzo journalism. Only this year, I don't have to re-read it; I can listen to it. There's a new audio version (on CD, as well as iTunes), narrated by Tim Robbins with a score by Bill Frisell. There are also guest stars: Dr. John, Will Forte, and, in a surreal masterstroke, artist Ralph Steadman, who voices himself. I've only listened to a few sections, wanting to save most of it for later, when I've mixed my first not-so-bad julep. Like Thompson, I could give a crap about the horse race. I love "Kentucky Derby" for the voice, and you know what? Robbins does a pretty great HST, and it's no clone of Johnny Depp's version.

In case you were curious, here's my julep recipe:

Swierczy's Not-So-Bad Derby Day Mint Julep

2 1/2 oz. bourbon (Jim Beam if I'm feeling depraved; Woodford Reserve if I'm feeling decadent)
1/2 oz. simple syrup
mint leaves
mint sprigs
crushed ice*
skinny bar straws

Until a recent purchase of an authentic julep cup, I used to build this in an oversized rocks glass. (Go ahead. I won't tell anyone.) Pluck a half-dozen mint leaves and line the bottom of your cup or glass. Add the simple syrup (I keep a premixed bottle from Stirrings in the fridge) then muddle a little to release the oils. Add the bourbon then pack the cup two-thirds of the way with crushed ice. Stir gently, until the outside of the cup is cold. Add more ice, then add the Southern garden, a.k.a. mint sprigs, jamming the stems down into the ice. Don't be stingy here. You want a faceful of delicious mint whenever you take a sip. Stick two skinny straws down into the works for that miniature double shotgun barrel effect. Cue up the HST and enjoy.

* While the bourbon and mint are essential, the crushed ice here is your secret weapon. Big chunky cubes from the tray won't do this drink justice. Crushing it yourself can be very satisfying.)