Day 3: Oh, How the Unexpected Thrills Me. How About You?

How's everyone doing so far? We're barely out of the gate, and already I've had an interesting couple of days. I think gremlins have invaded my home. While I haven't made a ton of progress yet, I'm still doing my due diligence and trying to get back into a routine. Translation? No filing yet. Hoo-ray for me!

Here's my account of the first, few days. I have to warn you, please don't call the grammar police. This was written in a very stream-of-consciousness sort of a way. Don't want a ticket f...