It’s The Way I Tell ‘Em (34)

The best jokes from the 2023 Edinburgh Fringe, allegedly.

I started dating a zookeeper – but it turned out he was a cheetah. (Lorna Rose Treen);The most British thing I’ve ever heard? A lady who said, “Well I’m sorry, but I don’t apologise”. (Liz Guterbock);Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now. (Amos Gill);When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it’s called a podcast. (Sikisa);I thought I’d start off with a joke about The Titanic – just to break the ice. (Masai Graham);How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag. (Frank Lavender);My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He’s Costa-phobic. (Roger Swift);I entered the “How not to surrender” competition and I won hands down. (Bennett Arron);Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch. (William Stone);My grandma describes herself as being in her “twilight years” which I love because they’re great films. (Daniel Foxx);