IT HAS SPOTS?

���Loch Ness Monster��� is ���spotted��� on drone footage from wild camper

There can be no doubters now.

Urgent Update: Loch Ness Monster hunters hear 'four distinctive noises' in biggest search for 50 years

Distinctive noises! Four of them! What more proof do you need?

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Even More Urgent Update: Massive Loch Ness Monster search produces no evidence of mythical creature

Of course that's what they want you to believe.

(Thanks to EricY)