A Close Shave

Our Fred decided that he’d pamper himself just a bit,

Cause he was feeling grubbier than he cared to admit,

Went down to the Salon to ask them for a pedicure,

And maybe get a shave and have them trim up his coiffure,

The pedicurist was a girl and she was sweet and kind,

And pretty as the day was long. He thought he’d lose his mind,

And as she worked, ol’ Fred decided, he’d ask for a date,

“I’m married,” was all she would say. He frowned and told her, “Wait!

Why don’t you call your husband and just say you’ve work to do,

Then I could take you out and maybe spend some time with you!”

She didn’t even look up as she gave a little wave…

“Why don’t you just tell him yourself. He’s giving you your shave!”

Cause Mondays do get knocked a lot,With poetry, we all besoughtTo try to make the week beginWith gentle thoughts,Perhaps a grin?So Karen, Charlotte, Mimi, meHave crafted poems for you to see.And now you’ve read what we have wrought…Did we help?Or did we not?
Next week will be all aboutNewspapers! Give us a shout!
Thinking of joining us for Poetry Monday?We'd love to welcome you!Topics for the next few weeks (with a huge thank-you to Mimi, who comes up with so many of them!)...
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