Gaining a year

I noticed something really weird yesterday, when a friend asked me how old I'll get in two days (4 May). I said "37." She said "That's not possible." Assuming that it was a form of flattery on her part, I said "yes it is."

And then she calculated that if I'm born in 1975 (which I am), and have my birthday on 4 May, I'm actually not yet 37, but 36. So, uhm. I'll just be 37 for two years, or maybe I'm gaining a year - I haven't quite made up my mind, but you'd assume that somebody somewhat conversant with numbers can actually calculate his own age.

I'm not sure if that kind happens to other people, but it also means I'm moving in a "post-age" space. It used to be a big deal, this age thing (especially when you want to see gory action movies or want to stay out late), but in the last few years I've pretty much decided that I'm about 27-30, or an "advanced teenager with a paycheck" - the only reason why I'm not 15-17 is that I've finished what they call "higher education" and don't feel like repeating it (or the anxiety about not being able to pay rent).

I fully expect the age thing to become important again when I'm counting down the years to retirement (and to accessing my pension fund), but for the moment, I'm floating in a space where I do need both hands with all fingers (okay, the calculator on my iPhone) to calculate my actual physical age.

At times, I feel like I'm inhabiting my own side-pocket in the space-time continuum; it's like the reality of other people, just a little bit warped and possibly inhabited by a larger amount of fairy-tale creatures and archetypes than normal. It's the Voinov version of Gaiman's Neverwhere. (That said, London IS it's own dimension, I have no doubt about it. Many other places I've been to are just less real. Or it's the history.)

In any case, normally I'd try to celebrate my birthday with free fiction of some kind, but the truth is, I'm currently not actually writing (I'm nostly reading, researching and doing Other Things, like plotting world domination). Maybe I'll come up with something though. Will think on it. I might be a touch late - I'm off to Canada (Ottawa) tomorrow and I assume I won't be spending that much time on front of a computer. Back on 11 May, then to tackle the mail inbox.

Have a great start into May, folks!
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Published on May 02, 2012 05:08
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message 1: by Laura (new)

Laura Oh, my goodness! You are so young. Have a very Happy Birthday! Hope your day is filled with family, friends, and fun! Cheers! :D


message 2: by Aleksandr (last edited May 02, 2012 06:39AM) (new)

Aleksandr Voinov I think I'll be sitting on the porch as a grey-haired pensioner and still think I'm 25-27. :)

Thanks!


message 3: by Christina (new)

Christina Hehe, I'm only a few years older than you but I feel about 10 years younger :) It's all in how you feel.

Happy B-Day and have a great trip!


message 4: by Darkm (last edited May 02, 2012 07:32AM) (new)

Darkm Have a Happy Birthday Aleks, and god, this post was brilliant :D

I can even try to not be scared if you'll be the one plotting world domination, LOL!


message 5: by Danni (new)

Danni Happy Birthday Aleksandr and have a great trip.

I have started answering with my birth year when people ask how old I am, because I am too lazy to calculate my age (although this year has been easy, with an even 30).


message 6: by Kat (new)

Kat Happy Birthday, Aleks and have a great trip :)
Age is overrated, I'm 35, but sometimes I feel like 15 and sometimes like 75... so I don't think about my age at all *grins*


message 7: by Tracy's Place (new)

Tracy's Place Happy Early Birthday!

About a month ago every seemed to be asking me what my age was and I kept saying 47, I'll be 48 on my next birthday (my b-day's the day before yours). Yeah, when I actually thought about it I realized I'm only 46 about to be 47. Duh. How could I age myself like that? Bad enough the grey hair is starting to sprout. lol

Good luck with your world domination. :)


message 8: by Heather (new)

Heather what a great post!! If anyone could dominate the world it would be you. Have an incredible Birthday :)


message 9: by Brenda (new)

Brenda Cothern Happy Happy! I am sure you will have a wonderful birthday in Canada.

It's funny that you mention the age thing. When I was turning 29, my mother gave me a birthday card saying happy 30th. You see, I am a Christmas baby and that was the year of the big Y2K hoopla. It seemed she was so focused on on the year 2000 that she added 30 to 1970 instead of 29 when it was 1999. What made this worse, was that she had everyone else (my brother, husband, & children) thinking I was turning 30 as well!

I guess I just wanted to share that bit of funniness with you because I was 30 for two years and somehow lost the year I was supposed to be 29!


message 10: by Veggieg (new)

Veggieg Happy Birthday! Have a wonderful trip in Canada and have fun plotting world domination and perhaps we'd get to read it on one of your new book someday ^.~


message 11: by Riptide Publishing (last edited May 05, 2012 11:14PM) (new)

Riptide Publishing LOL, brain twins to the end--I have the exact same issue. Just had to sit here and count and confirm that I'm 34. (Whoops, this is Rachel; realized I'm logged in on the wrong account.)


message 12: by Johanna (new)

Johanna Riptide Publishing wrote: "LOL, brain twins to the end--I have the exact same issue. Just had to sit here and count and confirm that I'm 34. (Whoops, this is Rachel; realized I'm logged in on the wrong account.)"

LOL! I was about to think: "Riptide Publishing, I thought you were much younger..." *grin*

And Aleks: I hope you had a lovely birthday and that Canada treated you well. At least you got quite an extreme birthday present - an extra year to spend as you please. :)


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