Norse Pastafarianism — an interview with its leader, Dr. Maximilian Tundra

The Skwib: Thank you Dr. Tundra for agreeing to chat with us about your controversial new sect of Pastafarianism. Could you explain to our readers, in case they don't already know, what the differences between your group and other Pastafarians are?

Dr. Tundra: You're welcome. Well, as you know, Pastafarianism is about worshiping the great Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), in all its noddly goodness. In most respects we follow the teachings of its Prophet, Bobby Henderson, but in one...