When light verse is right verse

 

“Middleage is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone ringsand you hope it isn't for you.” – Ogden Nash

 

          Born on this date in 1902, Nash (whodied in 1971) was known for his light verse, of which he wrote over 500 pieces.With his unconventional rhyming schemes he was declared by many critics andfellow poets alike as the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry.   For Saturday’s Poem(s), here are a fewexamples of Nash’s poetic musings.

 

                                 A Word to Husbands

                                To keep your marriage brimming
                                With love in the loving cup,
                                Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
                                Whenever you’re right, shut up.

 

     Celery

             Celery,raw
         Develops the jaw,
       But celery, stewed,
     Is more quietly chewed.

 

                                A Flea and a Fly in a Flue

    A flea and a fly in a flue

                            Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
                                Said thefly, "let us flee!"
                                     "Let us fly!" said the flea.
                                So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

         Morning Prayer

    Now another day is breaking,
    Sleep was sweet and so is waking.
    Dear Lord, I promised you last night
    Never again to sulk or fight.
    Such vows are easier to keep
    When a child is sound asleep.
    Today, O Lord, for your dear sake,
     I'll try to keep them when awake.

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