Nuts and CDs

Remember that squirrel on Springwatch? The one who couldn't find the nut he'd buried, leaving it to take root and grow into a mighty oak?

Today is a CERTAIN PERSON'S birthday. Having received repeated hints, weeks and weeks ago I bought a Paolo Nutini CD from Amazon and tucked it away in readiness for today. Guess what - I cannot find where the merry hell I hid it! PANIC. Nothing underneath all the socks, ditto shirts, ditto etcetera etcetera. I even remembered the Edgar Allan Poe story I rea...