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There are days I wish I could silence my inner geek. Or at least sedate him. Every time I hear a doctor talk to a patient about something that is now "fully operational" I have to fight the urge to intone—in my best Darth Vader voice—something like, "Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL kidney." (Yeah, I know that's a riff off the Emperor's line, but really, it's no fun to impersonate him.) Anyway, so far I've kept the darkside out of the clinic, but I'm a little...