The Evolution of Fast Zombies: A Summary of Research Findings

The following is a transcript from a slide presentation and lecture on “The Evolution of Fast Zombies” by Dr. Marco Vietor, Ph. D., Director of Research for the Division of Experimentation on Ambulatory Deceased (DEAD), presented at Harvard Medical School on November 3, 2043.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I stand before you today as the director of the international research team dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of the zombie outbreaks that have plagued our world.

Our latest findings have ...