THE MAN WHO COULD PREDICT THE PAST

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Life, actually…

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THE MAN WHO COULD PREDICT THE PAST

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I live mostly in the past.

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Why, you ask, do I make such a statement?

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For one thing, back here in the Past, I can re-enact all things troublesome and make them somewhat more bearable. Or at least re-sort them into less mysterious configurations.

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What I shoulda done. What I shoulda said. What if I had turned this way instead of that way, at just the right moment?

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What really happened that time back then, instead of what I supposed was happening?

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Great questions to ask myself when my brain is in between heavy copings and lazy meanderings.

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Anyhow, come join me in re-organizing the past. Seeing life from different angles can be useful. Or at least hilarious.

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Let’s suppose I could actually alter the past, thus altering the future? Would I do anything significant, or would I just pick on the little things?

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I wave my magic wand and proclaim:

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NATIONAL NO HONKING DAY. Lay that heavy hand down and listen to the quiet.

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NATIONAL FILL YOUR LUNCH PLATE UP SOLELY WITH FOODS YOU DETEST DAY. You might surprise yourself by eating from a different perspective. I learned to love spinach when I last did this..NATIONAL TRIM THAT THREE-INCH HAIR GROWING OUT OF YOUR EAR DAY. There’s always something I missed. Catching up can be soul-relaxing.. NATIONAL THANK SOMEONE YOU WOULD NEVER THINK TO THANK DAY. Yes, this is painful. But I feel so much better when I’m able to accomplish this..NATIONAL SELF ESTEEM ADJUSTMENT DAY. Swipe away those negatories and concentrate on what’s good, no matter how small..SPEND EXTRA QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR MOST OBNOXIOUS CUSTOMER OR NEIGHBOR DAY. This is hard but surprisingly revitalizing..NO STEPPING ON ANTS DAY. Give them a day off!.NO RANTING DAY. If my idea of bliss is mouthing off at everything I disapprove of, this could be the day I change course and reduce coarseness. .And so on. You can make your own list..Who knows? Something good could come from this.© Jim Reed 2023 A.D..  https://youtu.be/BTvHspVBlJk Jim Reed Podcast - https://jimreedbooks.com/podcastDirect Link - https://jimreedbooks.com/podcast/media/2023-08-13_themanwhocouldpredictthepast.mp3