JUST STOP, SCIENTISTS

What could possibly go wrong? Scientists cut open 200 MILLION-year-old parasite eggs found in fossilized FECES of ancient predator

Fun Fact: Poo fossils 'intrigued' villagers who repurposed poo 'as talismans,' scientist says

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

We saw the Poo Fossils open for the Foo Fighters.