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W H Confirms Moxie Robot Writes Biden’s Speeches
Washington DC, August 8, 2023, Star-Gazer News Service White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said that the President relies on the new Moxie Robot to write his important speeches.
“It began as a test on behalf of Embodied Corp,” she said, “to see how well an AI entity could manage the Situation Room in times of a national crisis. The results were better than expected and highly positive. So we moved on to other tasks: scheduling, travel itineries, public tours, and even press briefings in which Moxie was dressed up to look like me.”
Staffers told reporters that “it wasn’t really rocket science” to give Moxi test runs on handling Cabinet meetings and speech writing.
According to the President’s Chief of Staff Jeff Zients, “Biden’s gaffes are built into the text of the speeches because they give GOP and Fox News analysts something to laugh about ad nauseam while completely missing the important points in the speech. The President is the perfect actor when it comes to pretending he doesn’t know what’s talking about.”
Informed sources said that the only flaw with the Moxie Robot is its tendency to make passes at the First Lady and Vice President Kamala D. Harris during White House teas and state dinners.
Apparently, Moxie told the First Lady, “You broads have come a long way but are still more interesting when you’re not wearing any underwear” and mentioned to Kamala Harris that “I can get you onto the cover of the next Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition if you’ll be a little more friendly if you catch my drift.”
Karine Jean-Pierre admitted that there are still a few software bugs to work out.
