Zombie Cure Research: Attempts, Failures and Lessons Learned

The following is a transcript from a September 2043 presentation on zombie cure research, presented by Dr. Marco Vietor, Ph. D., Director of Research for the Division of Experimentation on Ambulatory Deceased (DEAD), at Harvard Medical School.

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, I stand before you today as the director of an international research team that has devoted countless efforts to unravel the mysteries of the zombie plague that has befallen our world.

Our collective pursuit...