Mourning Routine

Let me start by assuring you that I am not addicted to my smartphone.

Although, hang on while I check my phone for symptoms…

“Smartphone addiction, also known as ‘nomophobia’ (fear of being without a mobile phone), is often fuelled by an Internet overuse problem or Internet addiction disorder.”

Well, there you go. I certainly don’t have that, because I don’t fit any of the criteria:

Information overload: That’s absurd; it simply can’t happen. And we know this because, in an article ...