Stages of Zombie Transformation: A Clinical Analysis of the Undead

The following is a condensed transcript from a speech and slide presentation by Dr. Marco Vietor, Ph. D., Director of Research for the Division of Experimentation on Ambulatory Deceased (DEAD), presented on July 26, 2043.

Greeting, fellow colleagues, and thank you for inviting me to speak to you today.

As you know, my team and I have spent the past six months conducting clinical analysis into the nature of zombie transformation. We have since classified the process of zombie transformation...