THE REAL SHOCKER HERE IS THE DISCOVERY THAT NEW YORK CITY *HAS* A SUBWAY ELEVATOR AND ESCALATOR REPAIR TEAM

A senior member of NYC Transit���s subway elevator and escalator repair team was fired after taking multiple weekday flights to a second home in Florida while he was on the clock, a report from the MTA���s Office of the Inspector General says.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "He's a multi-tasker, OK?")