Fear Perfect Voice Recognition Software. FEAR!

I was chatting with a friend recently regarding their "smart" phone's voice recognition software. We had a good laugh, mostly about its inability to recognize names. My first encounter with voice recognition was when I received a phone call from my brother (not the strangest one ever, might I add), that went something like this:

Me: Allo!

Bro: Um, you're not my wife.

Me: ... no. Ew.

Bro: I