Queries

I’ve always heard that there are no stupid questions. Wrong. There are lots and lots of stupid questions. To wit:

Is Massachusetts a French-Canadian state? And does everybody there have a French surname and speak French?

What is the Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris?

Why do French people speak French?

What is the meaning of the word ‘French’ when used as an adjective, for example in the phrase ‘French toast’?

Since English is illegal in Quebec, will Americans get killed by French thugs?

Did Napoleon speak French at home?

Do French people say “hon hon hon” when they laugh?

How can I get a job in Canada without speaking English or French?

Why doe English, Spanish and French have the same alphabet?

Do French people struggle speaking when they have a sore throat or angina more than people who speak a language that doesn’t contain so many nasal sounds and uvular ‘R’s?

Not all stupid questions relate to the French.

What is the most intelligent book in the English language that is easy to read?

Can anyone actually write poems? Do you have to be good at the English languageto be able to do so effectively (meaning getting published)?

Why were most English translations of the Bible done by non-native speakers?

What are the oldest and most important works of literature in every language?

Do most people in England speak English?

Before people started regularly brushing their teeth, did their breath smell bad 24/7? For example, how did they manage to kiss or talk to one another during the Middle Ages?

Did Napoleon Speak French at home?

If someone takes too much bacon from the breakfast buffet at a hotel, what’s the best way for them to be reprimanded? Also, why are the cinnamon rolls at Holiday Inn Express so good?

How did Jada Pinkett’s grandmother teach her to pleasure herself at 9 years old?

And my personal favorite (with apologies to British friends.):

How did London become such a shithole?