The Oneirophonicists.

Are you looking for a side hustle that can make you rich? Then watch out for the Oneirophonicists!

I can’t tell you exactly how to find them, but they live in the world between sleeping and waking, so that’s the best place to look.

The Oneirophonicists will buy your dreams and then sell them on for a profit. They store the dreams inside musical boxes. Every box plays a different tune depending on the dream within. 

Happy dreams are worth the most, but you can earn a lot of money selling fantastica...