Google keywords
Apparently, someone--actually, two someones--found my site by Googling the keyword phrase 'fornicate the constable'. 0.o And six someones found it by Googling different variations on 'free aisling torrent download'. Bastards.
Strangely (or possibly predictably), I'm boggling more about the first one than the second. I know the word 'constable' shows up on my site, but I think I'd know if 'fornicate' did. Does Google pick up on a site's aura, too, or something? Maybe that should be their slogan--Google: We're omnipotent. Stop fighting it.
Also? Mary Shelley's Frankenhole. HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?! *loves*
Strangely (or possibly predictably), I'm boggling more about the first one than the second. I know the word 'constable' shows up on my site, but I think I'd know if 'fornicate' did. Does Google pick up on a site's aura, too, or something? Maybe that should be their slogan--Google: We're omnipotent. Stop fighting it.
Also? Mary Shelley's Frankenhole. HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?! *loves*
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Kaje wrote: "I want to know just what that searcher was looking for - the mind boggles. (And Google is scary.)No kidding! For some reason, I've discovered a heretofore unknown urge to protect Lestrade from a nefarious fanfic writers.
I had someone land on mine with the search terms "penguin sex."
*falls down* OMG, please let it have been for research. Otherwise, I may never be able to look at Mumble the same way!
Kaje wrote: "I had someone land on mine with the search terms "penguin sex." I think I had a comment from someone with a penguin user name but I'm sure I was not what they were looking for."Yes, Kaje, let's go with that excuse. LOL. ;)
j/k
Were you attracting strange visitors by all the keywords you've cleverly hidden in the alt"" attribute of your pictures?I grit my teeth every time someone hits my site looking to steal my work. You'd think they'd apply a little logic before clicking.
I had someone land on mine with the search terms "penguin sex." I think I had a comment from someone with a penguin user name but I'm sure I was not what they were looking for. This time I'm really not sure I want to know whether it was for research or kink.