June 30, 2023: The Friday Edition!

My most feared 7-word combo:
"Let's-get-on-a -zoom-to-discuss".

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 30, 2023

The Westphalia Ripple speaks thirteen languages. It begs passersby to touch it, but those who do so vanish within it. (None have returned.)

Local city officials are planning on building a protective chainlink fence around it, pending environmental impact studies. pic.twitter.com/k2abgI9Wfr

— Thinkwert (@Thinkwert) June 30, 2023

Vegetables I can eat every day:
Broccoli
Garlic
Onions
Japanese sweet potatoes https://t.co/SGlnPg3DSN

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 29, 2023

Columbo network notes…

What's the one thing you eat almost every day?
Me – pic.twitter.com/yEBodKg7FU

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 28, 2023

If there's a clause in your contract that hinges on "best efforts", well you can be pretty damn sure you're not getting that.

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 26, 2023

Today’s Yes/No…

Sushi Cake? Yes/No
Tokyo’s first sushi cake specialty store opens in Japan https://t.co/MnJfG3XBX1 via @RocketNews24En

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) June 30, 2023

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