If only!

I had a dream that Justin Bieber tweeted about how much he loved DARKSIDE and WAKING THE DEAD, and the books went viral and sold eleventy-four googlezillion copies in a few months. Suddenly I was rich and didn't have to worry about losing my job. All the agents were begging to represent me, and I was all, "Oh yeah? Where were you last month?" Which is so unlike me, because I would still be all polite and humble, and probably just make them kiss my ring or something.

I had to go on talk shows and stuff, and spent half of every interview talking about the books, and the other half with them asking me if I'd met Justin Bieber and what he was like in person.

*I think Justin even got a part in the movie adaptations.*