Full Moons Can Be Dangerous, Experience Speaking

Sometimes what could’ve happened can be funnier than what did, especially if the potential for major embarrassment has been avoided and all is well. But I suppose I should explain.

As a general rule, I’m up before the Beloved Farmer leaves for work. However, on the day the following events transpired I had overslept and the Farmer, being a kind-hearted fella, chose not to wake me. He figured I needed my rest. Some have suggested I also need a keeper. The idea has merit, but back to my story.

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