“They’re eating the guests, sir.”

21. Horror High: Mr. Popularity – Nicholas Adams

Brad has a panther. Do you have a panther? Brad also has voices in his head calling for blood and telling him to kill a nice older lady’s escaped Yorkie. And Cassie, who thinks Brad is awesome and doesn’t even realize he was murdering that Yorkie with his car instead of realizing he said he’d pick her up “if he saw her” at the bus stop next to the dog-murder, is willing to back him up. Brad also bribes the cop who shows up at the scene. Great cops in this town, totally willing to be bribed by a rich high school kid. No wonder Brad’s ex-girlfriend Alice is still missing.

But she’s not missing in Brad’s head because he knows she’s buried in his backyard and he named his panther after her because that’s a fine tribute. Brad has money and voices he will listen to in his head, he’s going to be a very successful young man. And no one can get in the way of that, not Cassie, not Cassie’s friend Jake who is the anti-Brad, not the police who don’t want to infringe on the rich people privacy and actually bother to look for Alice, and not the panther. The panther is totally on Brad’s side, which actually makes no sense as she shouldn’t like living in a damn basement and listening to a high school kid. She’s a panther.

 

Currently, Wisting, as a new pig, is not popular with the herd. I don’t think it’s because he doesn’t have a panther as it seems to me amongst guinea pigs that would be even worse than with high school kids.

 

If Wisting had any wild cat as part of his household, it would be a prehistoric American lion, one of my non-guinea pig paintings that is oddly relevant here.
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