Deep Calls to Deep: A Canned-Food Extravaganza

Many years ago, we invited twenty or so of our closest friends to our house. We did not tell them what we were planning. Once everyone arrived, we gathered in our kitchen. I formed five teams and gave them the instructions.

“My wife and I are going to stay with all of your young kids,” I announced. I know what you are thinking at this point. You imagine that Jenny and I sent these couples off on a date while we watched their little ones. While I appreciate you thinking of us as servants, that...