Morning Routine

Every morning, Zeus and Apollo have a routine.

First, Apollo goes to pee.

Now I know you are wondering, how could this be when Zeus is the alpha dog in the house?

No need to despair. This is an important strategic move on Zeus’s part.

How you may ask?

Because Zeus stands in line right behind Apollo, ready to move into the exact spot Apollo just marked. This way he is immediately takes care of the problematic area. He deploys the over-pee technique. Brilliant!

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