Free Lottery Award: A Few Questions
Hmmm, what should I do with this $1.5 million euro windfall?
E-mailmessage received June 3, 2023
Fund Payment Notification (Code HEF0031)
The PorscheCompany Ltd Free Lottery Award, in collaboration with Charles III, whoautomatically acceded to the throne as the new King of the United Kingdom, in conjunctionwith HM Treasury, United Nations, World Bank, and Ecowas decided to empowersome individuals as a farewell gift in honor of the Queen, with 1.5 millioneuro for Charity/humanitarian empowerment via an online raffle draw.
Your email happens to emerge amongst the emailsthat were randomly drawn online. You’re obliged to contact Ms. Rebecca L Randomvia her email address ( bjazz049@buckeye-express.com) immediately for yourpayment, which will be affected via ATM Card for delivery to your designatedaddress.
Ensure to forward this email to her whilecontacting her with your contact address and phone number; also, quote thisreference, which is your payment reference code (HEF0031), to enable her torespond to you and guide you on how your payment will be dispatched to yourdoorstep.
Congratulations in advance.
Thanks,
Dr. Donald Walker
United Nations Raffle Draw Supervisor
Director of International Payments
Dear Mr.Walker:
Thank youever so much for your e-mail. What delightful surprise! I do have a fewquestions before I respond with my contact details.
Do I haveto bow down to King Charles to receive the award? Personally, I find the man israther like a cartoon character. But if I have to genuflect to him to receivethe money, I suppose I could bring myself to do so.
How did itcome about that the United Nations and the World Bank are involved? It seemsrather outside their purview. Can you clarify their role for my edification?
Do I getthe full $1.5 million euros? If so, can you remit payment in Canadian dollars?I anticipate some uncomfortable questions from my bank if I request thecurrency conversion at my end.
Is “Random”a typical British surname? Also, I am curious as to why her e-mail address hasno relation to her name. No doubt there is a simple explanation that will putmy concerns to rest.
Youindicate that payment will be “affected” via ATM card. I am not familiar withthat type of financial transaction. Could you elaborate?
Yourmessage also indicates that “payment will be dispatched to your doorstep”. Thisis very kind of you! Please ask the individual delivering the money to wear a redbowler hat so I know he or she is legitimate.
With muchappreciation,
George KHaphazard
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