Don't Disturb Momma!

Every spring, Momma foxes find a safe place to nest and raise their babies for the first 4-6 weeks of their lives. They typically pick a spot near humans because humans are effective predator deterrents and usually don’t bother them.

Even so, Momma foxes will still bite humans if they come too close to their babies. Therefore, the rules I tell my children are simple: If you see momma fox, stay away from her and her babies until she moves on. If you don’t bother momma fox or her babies, then she won’t bother you!

I think the people running America’s corporations didn’t grow up around momma foxes, because they seem eager to disturb many nests. And now they have been bitten. From Budweiser to Target to North Face, parents are saying “no you cannot and will not come in my nest. You cannot and will not have my babies, and I will bite the ever-living S%$@ out of you if you try it!”

And the fangs are out! Target’s stock has fallen dramatically as has Anheuser Bushes.’ North Face has put out a commercial featuring a drag queen; though it seems more comedic than anything, I wouldn’t be surprised if this company plummets also. Kohls may soon follow.

For now, what’s certain is that two once beloved companies are barely treading water. Will they learn their lesson? Or are they too committed to this cult push to alter course?

Only time will tell, but the term “Momma Bear” exists for a reason. I mention foxes because they are more common around humans, but you don’t mess with cubs, kits, or baby humans unless you have a death wish.

I am a Momma Bear; Biden and his minion governor made me when their COVID policies came for my children. Now I am witnessing other Momma Bears crafted in real time by similar nest targeting idiocy, and I must say, it’s refreshing to see the ranks swell. Why if this keeps up, we’ll have a whole militia of angry pink rifles with which to take these goons!

The San Francisco Gay Men’s Choir performed a song a few years back stating that they were “coming for your children.” They weren’t lying. And they aren’t coming. They are here.

Well, we are too, and we are mad as hell. Make no mistake, the Momma Bear TikToks and boycotts will continue until their morality improves.

And if it doesn’t, we will bite the ever-living s$%% out of them!