FOLLOW ME DON’T FOLLOW ME

I have one follower.

I bet you a Coke Slurpee I can get at least one more by the end of the week!

Who likes those odds?

C’mon, follow me. Then come to Los Angeles, and let’s have that Coke Slurpee. I’m totally buying!

Right now my life is like that great line form the classic film, THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE: “Sad to be all alone in the world.”

*sigh*

Just me: all by my lonesome.