UPDATE

Schmance is a land of many mysteries.

Medical care here is free, but primitive.

This woman is wondering: "What percentage is my smartphone?"

Many top musical acts perform here.

There are zero vampires here. ZERO.

Here we are standing in a randomly chosen location with our old pal, co-author and bandmate, Mr. Ridley Pearson. The gentleman at right obviously awestruck, but he is pretending not to recognize us.