We’re starting a bobsledding team

The cat is already training.

Let me back up. We got a new sectional couch (don’t ask). It’s slightly Lshaped. Our house is set up with the living room and kitchen only separated by a pair of pocket doors hidden in the walls andnever used.

Anyway, the cat starts running from the kitchen to gain speed. If you remember the old cartoons where they run in place with smoke flying, you can picture my son’s cat as it gains traction on our wooden floors. It jumps from the floor to the couch. Runs along...